Hope is the Worst of Evils.

I like music, men, and cats. Enjoy.

Ugh OMG

scisallison:

people who are a combination of attractive witty adorable and talented

you stop that

(Source: kirallisons, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

whalebiology:

GO BEAST MODE!!!

whalebiology:

GO BEAST MODE!!!

(via damn-funny)

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: fzur, via thefuuuucomics)

lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship

(via death-by-lulz)

sneezesforjesus:

what type of sick ass name is Mgmt

sneezesforjesus:

what type of sick ass name is Mgmt

(Source: paxamericana, via rreruns)

be with someone that makes you laugh as hard as they make you cum.

(Source: natashakills, via cody-shev)

(Source: cokepulp, via thefuuuucomics)

Went to #nakedcitypizza today for lunch and WOWE I couldn’t be more pleased. #datcrust #datass
Went down to the strip today. It was pretty cool, got to see the Las Vegas @lushcosmetics and it was beautiful.
Oh HAY I’m here.
Just had a spiritual experience at #bachiburger. God damn baby.

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(Source: yovahkiin, via xoces)

“Success means we go to sleep at night knowing that our talents and ablities were used in a way that served others.”

—   ― Marianne Williamson (via psych-quotes)

(via xoces)