Hope is the Worst of Evils.

I like music, men, and cats. Enjoy.

(Source: fyeahcanines, via damn-funny)

earthempress:

When hot people actually think you’re attractive 

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(via death-by-lulz)

iphone user:

*minding his own business*

android user:

AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!

iphone user:

im not really a fanboy

android user:

let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave

iphone user:

hey man thats in poor taste

android user:

good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*

iphone user:

it's quite large

Android user:

you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*

iphone user:

oh my god!

android user:

oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering

“One day you lose something, and you say: ‘Oh my God. I was happy. And I didn’t even know it.’”

—   Unknown, Humans of New York (via middecember)

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fatalwaves:

*me reflecting on my life*

fatalwaves:

*me reflecting on my life*

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obviouslycloe:

I gave my boyfriend a flower beard.

(via death-by-lulz)

Lmao

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Wish I didn’t have to leave. 🎃 (at Allegany State Park)
The weekend summed up. Love my family.  (at Allegany State Park)
HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA

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